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你千万别不幸福,那样我会笑死的。










I did a good job in the housework today, and my wife rewarded me for playing with my phone for 5 minutes. I’m so happy, so I’ll send it to a circle of friends.
今天家务做的好,老婆又奖励我玩5分钟手机,好开心呀,赶紧发个朋友圈。
When I was a child, I was afraid of meeting ghosts by walking at night. When I grew up, I was afraid of meeting people by walking at night.
小时候走夜路害怕遇见鬼,长大后走夜路害怕遇见人。











The story is not long and it is not difficult to tell, but it is just an acquaintance, but love is impossible.
故事不长,也不难讲,不过是相识一场,爱而不得。

























Tonight, dare you to make my belly bigger and invite me to eat KFC Crazy Thursday.
今夜,敢不敢搞大我肚子,请我吃KFC疯狂星期四。











There are always some things that you can figure out and accept, but you will still be sad.
总有些事情,你能想通,也能接受,但还是会难过。











When you wonder why he is hot and cold to you, he may be going through fire and water for another person.
当你奇怪,他为什么对你忽冷忽热的时候,他可能正在为另一个人赴汤蹈火。











When will a girl with a big face become popular, I have already prepared the face, and it will be popular.
请问什么时候能流行脸大的女孩子,脸我已经准备好了,就差流行了。








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